THRONE WEATHER — your daily forecast from the Kingdom Weather Desk.
Today: thick fog rolling off the Swamp Throne through midday, burning off by afternoon. Light hoops drifting low over the east field — visibility excellent, dignity of everyone involved questionable.
Tonight: clear skies over the castle, a slight chance of mysterious glowing rings near the throne room. Our meteorologists stress these are *weather* rings and absolutely not anything else.
The seven-day outlook: more fog, more hoops, and a zero percent chance of anyone sitting down on any throne, anywhere, at any time. This has been Throne Weather.