THRONE WEATHER — your daily forecast from the Kingdom Weather Desk.
Today: mild and clear, with light winds from the west. An easy day. Take the long way somewhere.
Tonight: the good stuff. Clear skies at golden hour with light hoops drifting slow and low over the fields. The Weather Desk officially calls this "the pretty one" and recommends bringing someone you like. Someone you merely tolerate will also do, at a distance.
The outlook: more of the same through the week, with a small chance of evening mist. Mist, the Desk reminds us, is just fog that believes in itself.
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